matig123 wrote this great short story in response to a writing prompt about an immortal billionaire with a wife trying to kill him. She wants you dead so she can inherit your fortune, but you love her so much that you don’t have the heart to tell her you’re immortal. And this response takes an even darker turn:
Source: matig123
(via: Geek Girls)
What happens if she just wants a divorce?
After 1000 wives I imagine he’s perfected the art of writing ironclad prenuptial agreements.