This is an amusing Star Wars Crack AU (Alternate Universe) about if Anakin could hear the background music we hear. A “Crack AU”, or a “Crack Fic” refers to a story whose premise would be completely implausible in Canon. While it’s similar to Alternate Universe Fic in that they both change some fundamental aspect of the source material, the “something’s different about this” idea is taken to the extreme. Basically this make no sense canonically, but it would be very amusing:
i could use one of these!!