Tag: tweets
The New Nerf Mascot “Murph” Is A Non-Binary Cryptid
Nerf unveiled their new mascot named “Murph” and they are a terrifyingly awesome cryptid abomination made entirely of foam bullets. Murph is non-binary and uses…
The Buzz Lightyear Movie Will Turn Your Children Gay
Won’t somebody please think of the children!?! LOL! These highly sarcastic tweets are in response to the ridiculous backlash against the lesbian kiss in the…
Lake Superior Stands Up For Women’s Rights
The Lake Superior twitter made it clear that they stand up for women’s reproductive rights and stand with women having the right to choose. This…
Pretty Sticks – A True Love Story
Gabbie Walkingbull posted this adorable little story about her stick collecting habit and her ex boyfriend vs current boyfriend’s reaction to it. The moral of the…
Broken Window Story
Nathan Howe tweeted this really great story about a broken window in his house that he neglected to fix for far too long. But the…
Responses to Wrestler Who Brags “I Don’t Play Dungeons & Dragons”
LOL! Professional wrestler and heel Maxwell Jacob Friedman bragged on twitter that he doesn’t play Dungeons & Dragons, as if that’s some kind of insult….
Goose Story
@pdxwildflowers posted this crazy and wonderful story about a man and his goose. He had found the cute little gosling orphaned on the side of…
Spite Patronage and Cringe Commissions
Dr Kate Compton tweeted this genius thread about spite patronage and cringe commissions. I am hear for this idea, take notes rich tech people! Source:…
Medieval Dog Names
This list of dog names from medieval times in the early 15th century is amazing! These highlights posted by weird medieval guys are so funny…
Denver Zoo’s Gay Birds
Meet Denver Zoo’s adorable gay birds! Denver Zoo posted these cute tweets about their same-sex lorikeet pair, Apollo and Trey! ❤️ And they even shot down…