Just what your Christmas tree is missing… a vagina! Etsy seller FeltMelons makes the one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament. They are perfect for celebrating life, fertility, pleasure, bodies, or whatever you like this holiday season, or any time of the year! Below are some of our favorite colors and styles of vagina ornaments that are available. Here’s what the artist had to say:

“✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!”

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Artist: FeltMelons